My name is Sam. I'm 23 and confused.
when you pull her pants down and her pussy smell good as fuck
where is the lie?
there is not a lie to be found.
i be sitting there stalling for half a second just so i can take it all in
(via nasty-galxxx)@13 minutes ago with 1484 notes
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
(via mooz3)@12 hours ago with 828597 notes
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
(via mooz3)@12 hours ago with 228840 notes